Issues

(I've got plenty—16 criminal counts worth!)

I'm Jeff Landry 2.0 (Now Indicted!)

  1. I defended Louisiana's admitting privileges law all the way up through the United States Supreme Court, paving the way to reverse Roe v. Wade just two years later.
  2. In July 2026, I was indicted on 16 criminal counts (8 malfeasance, 8 public intimidation) for threatening to remove New Orleans officials from office.
  3. An arrest warrant was issued with a $400,000 bond—that's $25,000 per charge!
  4. Governor Landry called it a "kangaroo court" and promised to pardon me "as fast as the law allows."
  5. The West Baton Rouge DA said my indictment has reached "constitutional crisis" level. I prefer to think of it as job security.