Liz Murrill: 16 counts. $400K bond.

"Half of Louisiana is under water and the other half is under indictment."

- real quote from former Louisiana Congressman Billy Tauzin

16 Criminal Counts
$400K Bond
8 Malfeasance Counts
8 Public Intimidation Counts
1 Constitutional Crisis

Whack-a-Threat

Control Liz's gavel. Block the threat stamps aimed at public officials.

My public service model is simple: find the most private decision in someone's life, kick the door open, and call that "freedom." On abortion, I have chased doctors and pills across state lines like the real emergency is not Louisiana's crumbling hospitals, streets, or schools, but a woman getting medical care without my permission slip.

I have signaled interest in harsher capital punishment standards, including for juveniles, because the "protect life" routine gets very quiet once the state wants to kill someone. I have gone hard on citizenship and ICE and backed tighter elections rules, because nothing says democracy like treating voters like suspicious paperwork.

On the environment, I have supported limiting review in a state that is physically disappearing into the Gulf. On LGBTQ+ rights, I have backed restrictions on gender-affirming care. And in public schools, I defended government-mandated religious displays, because nothing says "small government" like the state curating the classroom wall.

I also joined GOP attorneys general urging the Supreme Court to entertain Trump's immunity claims tied to January 6, because accountability is for regular people. Then, in July 2026, I was indicted on 16 criminal counts: 8 for malfeasance in office and 8 for public intimidation after alleged threats to remove New Orleans officials from office. The DA called it a "constitutional crisis." The Governor promised a pardon "as fast as the law allows." That is not leadership. That is a culture-war cosplay with a bond receipt.

Proud ally of spineless leadership everywhere on Capitol Hill.

My Record

I led multi-state efforts attacking firearm restrictions in New York and Hawaii, because Louisiana's attorney general simply had to be the main character in other states' gun laws. I also have a concealed-carry permit and regularly practice safe handling, which is the kind of detail you include when the brand brief is "lawyer, but bunker chic."

I am on the board of the Federalist Society. You may know them as the legal assembly line that helped stock the Supreme Court with Trump picks and pave the road to overturning Roe v. Wade. Some people garden. I help normalize a judicial machine built to take rights away.

Policing Pregnancies, Picking Fights, Catching Charges

I defended Louisiana's admitting privileges law all the way up through the United States Supreme Court, helping set the table to reverse Roe v. Wade two years later. Strip away the legal polish and the project is simple: make health care harder to get, then brag about it as principle.

That anti-abortion crusade earned me an award from Louisiana Right to Life. My alleged threats against local officials earned me a $400,000 bond and Governor Landry's pledge to pardon me immediately.

I was a Supreme Court Fellow, not a clerk. Close enough to name-drop the Court, not close enough to pretend I wrote the opinions. This is not a noble record. It is state power pointed at doctors, patients, voters, schools, local officials, and anyone else who fails the Liz Murrill vibe check.

Louisiana’s power couple keeping the state on brand.

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